Why Do I Like Retirement !

Question:  How many days in a week? 
Answer:  6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question:  When is a retiree's bedtime? 
Answer:  Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. 
 
 
Question:  How many retirees to change a light bulb? 
Answer:  Only one, but it might take all day.

 
Question:  What's the biggest gripe of retirees? 
Answer:  There is not enough time to get everything done.
 
 
Question:  Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? 
Answer:  The term comes with a 10% discount.

 
Question:  Among retirees what is considered formal attire? 
Answer:  Tied shoes.

 
Question:  Why do retirees count pennies? 
Answer:  They are the only ones who have the time.  

 
Question:  What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? 
Answer:  Nuts ! 
 
 
Question:  Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer:  They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

 
Question:  What do retirees call a long lunch? 
Answer:   Normal .
 
 
Question:  What is the best way to describe retirement? 
Answer:  The never ending Coffee Break.
 
 
Question:  What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? 
Answer:  If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

 
Question:  Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? 
Answer:  He is too polite to tell the whole truth. 

 
And, my very favorite....
QUESTION:  What do you do all week? 
Answer:  Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.